Haven’t been to the gym in agessss we are so back

To the man whose been on the smith for 40 mins: please leave, you’re dismissed

Got tickets to Mariah Carey btw

We need a support group for Mariah Carey gays trapped in an Addison Rae world

Another week closer to God

Tonight I turned a 3some proposition into a date. Monogamy always wins

I’m gna be engaged in 2 years

Born to be engaged in 2 years, forced to be single for life

I need a passive source of income by next year

When I miss you it’ll change the way I kiss you

Who wants me? The auction starts rn

I love how every show is impossible to pirate now with the exception of and just like that…

Who’s going to wish me happy birthday?

I’d kill for some cuddles rn

Keen for no panties Friday

Cigarette trays at weddings is really lame ngl

Ryan Murphy is the Andy Cohen of fiction

How do you like me now ?

Needs a hug

CRANK IT