This is one of the most difficult statements I have ever had to write - and it is one which I hoped I would not need to do for many years. I am devastated that my time at Chelsea has come to an end.

The pride and joy I felt at helping the team to win the Champions League and the Club World Cup will stay with me forever. I am honoured to have been a part of this club’s history and the memories of the last 19 months will always have a special place in my heart.

Accidentally called Alexa "Siri," and now the thermostat is set to 90 degrees and I can't unlock my doors or windows.

“Dude, its the first photograph of lightning… EVER… of course I’m gonna write it in badass font”

#ThrowbackThursday

The feel-good story of the week.

now take this information and flip it. constantly pointing out the things you are grateful for can train your brain to notice more things to be grateful for. constantly noticing abundance will train your brain to notice even more abundance. flip the script & stay in control.

Corporate Fact : Emails are no longer primarily used for communication; they serve to maintain a record, providing evidence in case of potential framing.

It’s kind of weird how everyone in the family randomly picks where they sit around the table and then proceeds to sit in those exact spots for every meal for the rest of their lives.

my greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything

it’s crazy that 95% of people just want a nice normal life on our beautiful, already abundant planet where they can have their basic needs met and cute experiences with their loved ones and then we have these 5% of evil, narcissistic goons at the top fucking it up for all of us

To everyone asking why Iran is making LEGO videos… do you know the literacy rate in the United States???

Being a Nerd is the greatest thing in the entire world man. I swear to god.

Iranian musician Ali Ghamsari, for the second consecutive day, played "Vatan (Homeland)" near the Damavand power plant following Israeli and American threats of war crimes against Iran's vital civilian infrastructure. - Iranian State Media Report.

Your childhood in 1 picture

I used Nero to burn CDs as a kid and only later got the joke: Nero burned Rome, and "Burning ROM" is such a perfect reference.

First teaser for ‘Coyote vs Acme’ Trailer drops next week

Lo más cierto que ha dicho Nietzsche. "Si matas una cucaracha, eres un héroe. Si matas una mariposa, eres malvado. Por lo tanto, la moralidad tiene estándares estéticos."