Priorities… #BuffaloStorm2022

If we’re dating that means when I’m sleepy you need to be sleepy too, bedtime 😭

Me: *Gets haircut* Her:

kissing at the red light type of love >>

what do you want to eat? what are you in the mood for?

we already have them

how do i make $7,615,196,817.91 by midnight

That nigga wit the glasses tweaking bruh

My grandmother from 1503

Pisces 5 mins after having an existential crisis

Have you ever wondered about how orthopedic surgery is performed?

make them go on Hot Ones

If men fucking do this with a camera crew literally filming them????? He even tried to lie saying he didn’t do anything WHEN THEY CAUGHT HIM NAKED ON CAMERA??? And y’all STILL won’t believe us when we come forward with sexual assault bc “there’s no proof” go to hell I’m sick

Are you?

me: I need to go to bed earlier tonight also me: