Everyone’s taking their Dutch Auction pills 💊

smol v4 update! liquidity hooks are more granular now > the modifyPosition hooks have been separated into add/removeLiquidity but don't worry, existing use-cases are still possible! the granularity provides better security -- the new hooks signal which stage of the LP lifecycle

new hooks inbound 🪝🚀

1) Convince people to give you their DNA 2) Proceed to lose all their DNA 3) Subvert all responsibility by forcing unsuspecting consumers into a new TOS agreement that limits your liability 🤡 23andMe techcrunch.com/2023/12/11/23a…

smh

1/ Today’s Wells notice against Uniswap Labs 🦄 is disappointing, but is not unexpected from this SEC It’s another abuse of power – unsurprising from an SEC that: Last month, a federal judge ruled committed a "gross abuse of power" by lying in court about a crypto project

Hiring an early engineer to help us scale founders: -Built Ramp’s bill pay product 0 -> $X billion ATPV (me) -Led sales from 0 to $XX million ARR at a sequoia backed startup -First product hire at unicorn Killer early team, growing fast, backed by tier 1s, in person NYC

This "private cloud compute" nonsense seems pretty pointless. Idc if apple servers do fancy shit when my imessages still get sent to OpenAI for inference 🤡 security.apple.com/blog/private-c…

The post assassination attempt VC band wagon is looking like a pretty big miscalculation rn. This is why you never go full maga. No one wants to hear doomer twitter regurgitated over a 2 hr podcast.

Electric Burrito is absolute garbage

🚨 HIRING ENGINEERS 🚨 recent quotes from our haters: "your growth too vertical" "your team too elite" "your cap table too stacked" "your culture too based" "your comp too competitive" we're hiring. reach out if cracked.

For being the anti-pedo party this one is so wild

Net negative for the space When our Grifter in Chief inevitably rugs all his supporters a whole new wave of users will sour on crypto

Come help us scale! 🚀

If you work at a startup and the founders aren’t bothered by the windsurf deal you should probably start looking for a new job

idk man, I still think this is incredibly shameful behavior by the founders of Windsurf and I don't think they've been called out on it nearly enough people are underrating the second order effects of breaking the SV social contract

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