say what u want about mercury retrograde but I swear that last one really rocked my shit

Oh Matthew Perry :( thank you for keeping my mental health sane for years. Chandler 4ever 😢🫶🏼

FA LA LA LA LA SEASONS GREETINGS

A friend told me today that I live on caps lock and I’ve never heard something more accurate

idc how many socks I’ll need to sell i WILL be going to Nicki minaj thank u

when will bare minimum effort give me the ick like it’s getting fkn old

Paramount+ you sneaky bitches, of course I’m going to subscribe if you’ve got 90210 on there, you got me!!!!

back in the celibate era I do not want a man to touch me with a 10 foot pole ever again

What’s with a full moon and it rocking my shit man I swear to god it’s not me it’s the MOON

In 2024 I am not letting a mediocre ass man make me feel like a bag of bones on the side of the road

everyone and their mother taking a cold dip today

Has anyone taken a look at chuck bass these days? Good LORD now thAT is what I’m talkin about

Love is blind GOT me this season this reunion is fkn insaNITY

I just want to dance in the sunshine to fireball by Pitbull is that too much to ask

I can’t believe I was bullied for wearing crocs in 2009 and here I am purchasing another pair I feel triggered and excited

my life is consumed by the diddy drama it’s all I think about it’s all I talk about

Ballet flats need to gtfo they’re absolutely heinous

When’s the last time you sat on your knees? Well I just did, and when I stood up I almost fell over and my legs have been numb for almost 5 minutes! Aging sucks man

What’s with kids ringing the doorbell and not screaming trick or treat at the top of their lungs it’s a shame really

I feel it’s borderline selfish of Hilary duff to not do a tour