Omfg this is actually hilarious!! 😂😂😂 Lynne Postlethwaite meets Baby Reindeer meets Gina Rinehart

Another word salad that's almost able to be deciphered but I have a cup of tea to make

Bit of clarity needed for me #Trump's legal team vetted and selected a heap of jurors who then found #Trump guilty but #Trump says the whole thing was #rigged By whom? #Trump's own legal team?

This is 'news' worthy? trawl, trawl, trawl

Update needed pls - is Rose Porteous' step daughter still complaining about that painting?

Looks like Jetstar Airways are no longer flying to / from Melbourne. Tried to book just now

Hey Jetstar Airways , you will let us know when flights to Melbourne recommence right?

Not really much to do - tried to book using my phone about 4am this morning. As screen shots show - NO MELBOURNE airport listed. So had to go with the Big V

Hey James Fridman every time someone posts a run of your pics on Bored Panda I have such a good laugh and just want to say thank you so much :-D

Jq733 late leaving lst again and look, there goes the time at which the bus to the peninsula would have left. Thanks Jetstar Airways Again, compounding costs for the unreliability

Anyone read the The Boeing Company contract? What are the odds they are getting paid by the day? Oh and are they likely to bill the astronauts for all the extra days too? futurism.com/stranded-astro…

#DonOld Trump responds to ‘slurring’ claims thenewdaily.com.au/news/world/us-…

Interesting state of play in the AFL If Western Bulldogs Hawthorn FC and Carlton FC have wins, Fremantle Dockers will be out of the 8 with a round to spare! If . get done, likely their season is over provided Hawthorn FC win today as will be Collingwood FC given their %

With every rambling incoherent press conference, every weird display at sparsely attended 'rallies' #donOLD's little company loses value futurism.com/the-byte/trump…

Let's not read too much into it - likely an elaborate child's toy for the rich kids with round wooden balls. Archaeologists discover Roman Dodecahedron in Britain. No one knows what these things are for zmescience.com/science/news-s… via ZME Science

If #DonoldTrump was a good businessman, he'd have asked for the debate to take place AFTER his share vesting period ended. He's not, so he didn't... His debate performance could be his biggest #owngoal ever futurism.com/the-byte/truth…

Hey Taylor Swift Lovers is Donald J. Trump threatening to jail #TaylorSwift if elected? abc.net.au/news/2024-09-1…

Did #donny wash his hands before doing the chip thing? Deadly E.coli outbreak linked to McDonald’s thenewdaily.com.au/news/world/us-…

Gotta love the @SpiritofTasmania where a passenger only day sailing fare leading into xmas is about $100 MORE expensive than you can take a flight. With that basic lack of customer attention is it any wonder we have a brand new ferry sitting in Scotland