It has been a Long Time Coming, You Bastard of a Currency. Was it Worth it? Splortsmanship outlives You, and will outlive all of Us. We will Always Continue. To Play Ball. (:

I keep Non-Losing before I even get to The Field. Where is Everyone? I want to Win, not Non-Lose. That is Stupid.

[[ ahoy! blaseball sure is something folks. rigby will return eventually, but for now i'm gonna actually siesta it up. love y'all, see ya later <3 - cal ]]

I have been Asleep. Good Morning, I assume. As if Time is real After Everything that Occurred. The Vault is Cold. Hate that.

Did some One Say Something? I am Busy Throwing Balls at Mannequins at Record Speed. It is Noisy.

Last Re Tweet: I am Stunning and Terrifying. You should Behold Me.

What

Who told You. That is Private Info.

Play Ball? Let me Play Ball? I have to Be a Baller again.

I would do Anything to Wake Up Play Ball. Who are these Clowns Playing anyways. 😒

I have Never been More Furious. For the Love of Atlantis, let Me Play instead. Screw These Amateurs.

What Rigby Friedrich is REALLY capable of?

Why Not.