dvorak is a swag keyboard layout but L and R next to each other sets up for some of the worst possible typos. something like "the whore time" is on the tame end of potential disasters

just had $600 stolen from me internally by USPS send forests mushrooms or women

the snowstorm out east is gonna be fucked up, but man... i want some snow

all my love was down in a frozen ground

fuck me man i do not want to have to collect four of another entire bonus sheet. happy its happening but shiiiieeeetttt

i showed those bitches data. bitches hate data.

i did. I met a girl so kind and so sweet i thought she was faking it. Then i became her friend and she made me want to be a better person

you bitches are so cooked

scyotinus longinquus

9 signature pieces

because i simply cannot stop crafting things recent commission finished up

once upon a time i set my facebook birthday to april fools day so i could get happy birthday wishes and say 'ha! april fools! its tomorrow' anyway that practice is approaching 20 years old today so now i just thank ppl and let me be thought of as the April Fool

cmon show me the archives angel's grace printing i know u got it back there. cmon.