someone tell bro the playoffs are over 😭

Game No. 1

Connelly Early’s 2026 season debut: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 1 ER, 2 BB, 6 Ks Asked em for 96 pitches too. Tough luck with inherited runner scoring. Did everything you coulda asked for and more.

So lemme get this straight you can do this to Gunnar and Judge but give up bombs on back to back days to screw the Red Sox

GET CALEB DURBIN OFF MY FUKING TEAM

“IT’S LANCE MCCULLERS JR. HIT THE BALL!”

“Did the Red Sox win a ball game today”

This is what CB Bucknor sees

Sucks it’s gotten to this point already, but it’s time to take matters into my own hands. Fenway, I’ll see you Friday

Worcester, Massachusetts.

ITS SO FUCKING LONELY AT THE TOP 😭❤️‍🩹

Just ran the numbers. The Red Sox are 9-117 on April 7th games. The 9 wins? All came in World Series Championship years. Win tonight and we win it all.

-The Red Sox play baseball today -It’s snowing in April -Craig breslow is still employed -The Yankees are never losing again -The Red Sox play baseball today Genuinely who has it worse than me???

HEARTWARMING: Jazz Chisholm has been holding as close to a .499 OPS as possible in order to honor his Fiancé’s OnlyFans subscription cost of $4.99/month 🥹🥹🥹

I WILL FOLLOW PAYTON TOLLE TO THE GATES OF HELL

Restaurant owner: “the food is awful” Chef: “you won’t pay for good ingredients” Restaurant owner: “why do the customers hate the food?” Chef: “because you used to pay for good ingredients” Restaurant owner: “you’re fired” ⚾️⚾️ Ladies and gentlemen… The 2026 Boston Red Sox

Currently at a wedding getting this news. Last wedding I attended, Rafael Devers was traded. I will no longer be attending weddings

Damn, man. The Red Sox can’t even win on their day off 😭

Champions League qualification secured for 2026/27 🏆 Congratulations, Manchester United 🔴