Have the overwhelming urge to reply to everything my boss says with either “word” or “gotchu”

Only thing I’m hopeful for right concerning Vikings football is that this injury to Jordan Addison is his right foot/ankle area. Please keep my man away from the gas pedal 🙏🏻

Did he just tap in to bring the troops home?

NO 44 - 19 DAL Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1086th unique final score in NFL history.

They should do a home and home type thing for these debates. The first happens in Tuscaloosa and the second at Cal Berkeley

Rockstar Shit

JAX 6 - 52 DET Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1088th unique final score in NFL history.

Yea this function gonna be different

“Bundle-roosky, bundle-roosky”

Score Update: NYJ 26 - 32 MIA Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1089th unique final score in NFL history.

Score Update: BUF 48 - 42 DET Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.

Yea I’m a few vodka Red Bulls deep, you’re getting torched. 10-0 incoming… necessary for youth development

LAC 12 - 32 HOU Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1091st unique final score in NFL history.

HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE!!! OVI SITS ALONE AS THE NHL’S ALL-TIME LEADING GOAL SCORER!!

People in New York City must go to Times Square every day

What?!? That’s a strike Ump! (I reserved rights to tweet this weeks ago) Nate skeet

GB 40 - DAL 40 Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL History.

If I ever get super famous, please let me move to LA and get the worst veneers of my life… it’s a right of passage. #stafford