CAUTION: Do not approach Ed today, if at all avoidable. Do not interact with him. Do not even look at him. Most importantly: do NOT mention Mother's day. It makes him want to slit some throats. You have been warned.

Just two boys bonding over body disposal and dismemberment.

"I can feel pressure start to possess my mind." youtube.com/watch?v=a6fLcQ…

"Why are you doing this?" "Because it's FUN! And it's good for you." "How is it good for me to be tortured? To be driven insane!?" "I'm trying to show you WHO. YOU. ARE." youtube.com/watch?v=BTNIUU…

Being a parent isn't easy. The one moment your child pours his first cup of coffee. The next he's about to be killed by the vengeful ex of one of his fathers.

But we all know that deep inside he's always been a grumpy old man.

"I accept you for the person that you are, just as you accept me for the cold logician that I am. That's why this friendship is great." youtube.com/watch?v=ZgfaOa…

// Victor Frankenstein and the Riddler, best of friends. If you don't stop to think about it, it makes perfect sense. ... If. 😂

//This has nothing to do with Ed, but I also write as Sebastian Moran (Sherlock BBC). I made this video edit and I've spend so much time on it that I need to share it everywhere. And yes I use Tom Hiddleston as Sebastian instead of Fassbender. Fight me. youtu.be/B4fH2ZR4nKg

# Cute selfie with the partner in crime. @hosannasoffear and his goddamn friggin' spiders. Art by: finzphoenix.tumblr.com

Just FYI: After all the time I've known them, I still don't understand this relationship. I can't make sense of it. ... And I'm the Riddler.

-sigh- Not again. Jonathan, can you please put the lights back on?

1. riddler 2. jock itch

If I had a dime for every time he told me that, I'd be richer than Bruce Wayne by now. @hosannasoffear

To whoever tried to cheat me with an engine in online chess, I know who you are, I know where you live, and I'm coming for you.

Might as well just repost this.

A new Spotify original podcast is on the way in partnership with DC entitled, "The Riddler: Secrets in the Dark." batman-news.com/2023/03/09/the…