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Enrico Pallazzo

@ricopalazzo1

I work like I drink. Alone, and with a monkey watching.
My dog thinks I'm a god. My cat thinks my dog is an asshole.
Canines, cats, cooking, and classic cars.

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calendar_today03-03-2021 16:37:15

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Just finished swapping out all the fluorescent fixtures in the basement with LEDs. Looks great, but there is no place on earth that accepts fluorescent tubes for disposal. It's like the enviro-weenies backhandedly force you to put them in the garbage. Which I would never do...

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$AMZN misses by a penny and catches the monkey-hammer in after hours. Good. I'm still waiting for the case of 6-in-1 #10 cans of tomatoes I ordered from them 2 weeks ago. This is the price that must be paid for delaying marinara.

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Stimpy and Chester have already staked out their spots by the wood stove ahead of tomorrow's -30° wind chill. Unfortunately for Chester, he's napping on the fuel.

Stimpy and Chester have already staked out their spots by the wood stove ahead of tomorrow's -30° wind chill.  Unfortunately for Chester, he's napping on the fuel.
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I fell asleep before the end of the SB. Woke up this morning to a bunch of friends cussing me out in my texts. Turns out, I won $6k in a block pool having 9-3 for the final. So, I'm well rested and flush. Not a bad Monday.

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I was neither elated nor incensed by yesterday's halftime show. I mean, it's a grown-assed 31 year-old man who calls himself "Bad Bunny". My expectations were managed going in.