Hopefully Motherwell FC use this before the game. Jackson is an utter prick.

Can’t think of a better album. Utter genius.

Weekend away to Belfast with my pals tomorrow. Cannae wait.

Jesus fuck.

Belfast was fuckin brilliant. Top photo was over 28 years ago. Everyone on the bottom photo is in the top one. Mates for life.

Listening to some of my old man’s LPs.

I love living on my own but see trying to change bedsheets on your own, what a cunt of a job.

Some second half from Brighton here.

Another belter from Daft Laddie

First morning walk in a bit. Happy enough with that.

Anywhere to watch the u21 game tonight ?

Fuck VAR. Fuck fitba. Utter fucking cunts.

Anyone know what happened at Glassford Tower in Muirhouse? 2 fire engines and 4 ambulances when I passed earlier.

Hahaha. Ronaldo is a greeting faced wee cunt. GOAT my arse. More CUNT

Just phoned Vue to ask about age restrictions. The wee robot cunt never understood my accent. Felt like that episode of Burniston in the lift. “FRRREEEEDOMMMMM”

Bought Reject by Stanley Odd on vinyl. An absolute belter of an album.

Back at Damasquino with the kids. Probably one of my favourite restaurants. Amazing food. The wee free plates of spiced lentil soup they give you are amazing. Can’t recommend it highly enough.

In Glasgow and there’s an American guy on a step holding a bible shouting about Jesus. Wee bam lassie walks by and shouts “In the name of the father, the son and the Holy Spirit, shut up!” Me and the kids were pissing ourselves.

New winter hat and autumn t-shirt courtesy of Daft Laddie. Belters.

Genuinely heading off here now. The cunt who runs it has utterly ruined it. It’s a fucking right wing cesspit.