Did you know if you scream 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3AM your mother will tell you to shut up and go to bed.

@ChrisWearsHats alright dick breathe I will now shut your whore mouth

I hate when rude ass people cut in line and throw their money at me for gas. I feel nothing but joy when I ... tmi.me/13bqoS

@ChrisWearsHats I am in need of some sick metal songs and fast

If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects then how can you expect a single student to learn all the subjects?

Buy one, get one free. Then get a refund and keep the free one.

Slow day at work. Time is draggin!

Got promoted to assistant manager at the cheveron in bayard today! Bad part is I gotta leave all my awesome co-workers :/ #bummed#exited!

My clipboard doodles from work :)

Dam lady if you didn't buy so many powerballs maybe you can actually afford to put more than 2 bucks of gas in your big ass van