Lord if she can’t be with me, let her be with you 🙏🏽🕊

New Year is ruined already! God please take me and whoever is reading this, we both ready 🙏🏽

Wish my pupper a happy birthday or he’ll eat your toes tonight!! 👿

Happy Lunar New Year to my fellow chinks❤️🧧

We eating like Amanda today! Frfr

Broke boys, it’s been renewed Santos Danny

Hey Grok , based on my tweets, which public figure, past or present, do I sound like?

On my way love.

You deserve a break. Stop healing. Choose violence. Go fking insane. Do it for the plot.

I just found out any catholic man can be the new pope, how i throw my name in the hat?

uppies when?? hales

Mfs see this and would still call him selfish for not giving more.

POV: I’m 6 henny shots in

iight this shit getting ridiculous! At 9am?

Do yall know what it feels like when your sperm are having a civil war in your balls

Nah why was there a raisin in my bacon egg and cheese, count ya fuckin days ock

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn't an opportunity, I created one.

I gotta go to sleep before i start sending her money 😴

Gave a blind kid a Popeyes biscuit, told him it was an edible 😈

which one of these astronauts is Mr. Buzz Lightyear? NASA Artemis