sometimes i don’t feel like writing because everything is connected and i can’t get into all that right now

Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don't get it. They don't know what it's like to live with the Monkey Instinct

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Sean Sweeney Imagine calling a marathoner lazy for sitting down after a race

Pensacola News Journal, Florida, March 8, 1934

RetroNewsNow I only buy Bob Hope-endorsed Christmas merchandise.

I have 3 days to regulate my sleep schedule and remember that I am an active participant in the real world.

There are many things I cannot guarantee in this life, but I promise you, I’ll never stop calling this app Twitter

Jum Oh you just wait pal Resting my eyes is coming for you

Database?

You all started it and we fucking finished it.

"I frew up"

WOIMS WEDNESDAY

A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, "I know I'll solve it with threads!". has now problems. two He

doctor: how much do your bones hurt me: the usual amount doctor: good..good

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