Mom didn’t like what I was wearing and told me to change… sounds good mom.. ur move

Other people’s playgrounds

Me to the Yankees fans messaging me to say they’re rooting for the Mets cause they want a subway series

Personal low unlocked… I bought man spanx from a targeted IG ad

Im drunk i want to buy shit but amazon won’t help cuz i asked the search for shit i want and i don’t want any of that shit fuckin poser

My son is having a sleepover. I told him I’m going to bed. He says “no don’t go to bed. Stay up so you can tell us it’s time to go to sleep.” So…. When do I give him a wedgie?

Bout to turn 40… killin it

here’s my personality reel, Gaz Barstool Sports wouldn’t it be cool to have a fun silly little gal who lives and breathes ball like myself on the team? Kate you are my muse. #freedawgs if you make it to the end of the video. #HIREAB

Just told a joke that didn’t go over well but my gay best friend rushed in and told everyone I have a gay best friend

SNL doing a Simpsons impersonation

Panini America Thought you might get a kick out of this Jaxson Dart Phoenix 2025 case hit off @whatnot that happened last night! whatnot.com/s/2EQCtXqY

My Super Bowl is pretty cool