#DiscoBooks 7 Habits Of Highly Effective Village People

#IncludeSucceedThreadScarce you can tell when I've succeeded in making food scarce when my threads start spreadin'.

#CantCallYourselfOldSchoolUnless you've got the card to prove it.

Brady can't do that.....

"🎼This must be what Paradise is like...."

#TakeAMovieToTheHospital West Bedside Manner Story

#ReasonsWhyPeopleKeepSecrets they're implicated too

#BestAndWorstSnacksToBring Best: bacon wrapped anything

#EverybodyDeservesASecond or two to decide what to order, so lay off of me!

One little compliment #HelpsMeBelieve in a whole lot more of myself than you'd like.

Right now #My90sSelfWould call me and ask for his Zubaz back

#YouAreMyKindOfPersonIf you can do me a favor.

In other news, dads across this fine country were unilaterally robbed of their material today. #dadjoke

#SoBrokenThat Evel Knievel's got nothing on me

#SoBrokenThat I'm cooked

#JawsPetPeeves shark week is only a week

#NewToppingsForSundaes another sundae

#ThingsToAvoidWhenSleepDeprived meals

#ImANerdBecause it's the only way I can be the alpha in a friend group.

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