Manchester United matches should now be televised in churches to boost the faith of non believers, in hospitals to heal the sick, in cemeteries to wake the dead

BREAKING: Broadcast on Iranian state television has been hacked, replaced with messaging from Netanyahu and Trump.

If anyone is looking for a very short-term job opportunity, Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran is available

Unfortunately there'll be no evidence that we really tried our best if we don't make it. That's why we have to make it.

Just want to say, it’s been a pleasure monitoring the situation with all of you.

🚨 BREAKING: Hezbollah leader assassinated 10 minutes after announcing entry into the war.

Tom Holland and Zendaya are now married 💍 (via Access Hollywood)

Men all over the world are 'monitoring the situation' because geopolitics is the olympics of masculine aggression. There is no bigger sporting event for this category.

CASE UPDATE from FBI Houston: Nigerian citizen who attempted to unlawfully obtain U.S. residency through fraudulent marriages sentenced in $4 million conspiracy From 2018 to 2023, Leslie Mba and others carried out business email compromise and romance scams targeting

It is the single greatest nation on earth. Let no one be deceived. Even its faults mostly exist primarily from its steadfast adherence to the fundamental human right to choose

THIS!!

I don't think you understand God of War as an IP if you think people care about anything besides playing as Kratos

Made the phone that you sent this Tweet from.

* Iran lost their Supreme Leader and over 40 military chiefs. * 11 Iran's war ships have been sunk, leaving them with 0. * 50% of Iran's missile launchers have been decimated. * Tehran is already in shambles. Meanwhile, my friend, Shaibu from Kebbi is telling me that Iran is

‘GOD OF WAR’ creator David Jaffe says the first-look image of Kratos in the live-action series is “so bad in so many ways.” “Could you find a picture that doesn’t look like he’s shitting in the woods? Cause that’s what the picture looks like.” (Source: variety.com/2026/tv/news/g…)

The entire discourse around the Iran War really goes to show that most people have no idea how geopolitics and military conflicts work They think this is some TV show with “drama” and “characters”

REPORTER: Why are we seeing such unity around the world against Iran? President Donald J. Trump: "They're just evil. It's not the politics, it's their whole philosophy... it's terrible, where they kill 35,000 [people]... it's just a very evil ideology."

SECURITY ALERT: POSSIBLE PROTESTS IN ABUJA Location: Abuja, Federal Capital Territory Event: Potential Demonstrations The U.S. Embassy in Abuja informs U.S. citizens that there is a high potential for protests in Abuja today, March 4, 2026, due to the current conflict with