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Swammpy

@richswammpy

Just a kid from Queens. My retirement plans consist of me picking 6 random numbers in a convenience store!

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calendar_today08-10-2011 13:59:51

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I’ve decided to impart some of my aged wisdom on all my friends and family as a Christmas PSA If you want a quiet Christmas morning where you can get stuff done let the kids open presents on Christmas Eve. We have been doing this for years it’s 800 and I’m the only one awake

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Health PSA Never eat any food offered to you by an adorable toddler relative. It might look like a cookie, or piece of candy, but it’s actually the Flu or COVID. Merry Christmas!

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Some people see the glass as half full. Some people see the glass is half empty. I say are you going to finish that? Happy new year everyone.

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#Bales2026FilmChallenge Mends a relationship All the right moves Rips coach, vandalizes coaches house in the end Coach gives him a scholarship

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With our Richard Dreyfuss interview dropping in just over an hour, here’s your chance to WIN one of these #JAWS-ome prizes signed by Hooper himself! To enter this giveaway: 1. Share this post 2. In the comments, type: Hooper drives the boat, Chief! Good luck!