Can we just give Tom Pelphrey his Emmy and Golden Globe now...

Also I’d love to see Carrie Matthison and Ben Davis get together. #ozark #homeland

Also #LauraLinney deserves all the awards. Holy shit. I completely forgive her for #LoveActually.

Remember, someday #COVID19 will be just like Napster... that thing we barely remember that kept us inside, in our PJ’s, listening to way too much music from the late 90’s for way longer than we all would have liked...

Joe Biden may not be the perfect progressive candidate, but I’ll take him over Eric Cartman any day. “Screw CNN, I’m going home...” Donald J. Trump #makeamericahealthyagain rawstory.com/2020/04/trump-…

From now on, I only need American Express to alert me if my card IS present for a transaction...

Have you noticed that every guy who does their TV show from home finds a way to casually work their guitar into the background of the shot? I’m looking at you Lester Holt and Colin Jost ...

If J.Crew goes under, where am I going to buy the same shirt in seven colors?

Which holiday is the one you don’t have to spend with your kids? Sarah Keith

The only reason Donald J. Trump wore a mask to the #RBGmemorial was to hide the fact he was smiling the entire time... #RBGRIP

Is Vice President JD Vance Mike Pence even allowed to be on stage alone with a woman? #vpdebate CNN Rachel Maddow vox.com/platform/amp/t…

As a life long #buffythevampireslayer fan, I’ve always wanted to do something in that vein which is why I’m so excited Erin Cardillo (she/her) and I are developing our first foray into that genre with our friends at The CW and the amazing #RobThomas... #InGoodCompany #Spondoolie

Can Dr. Jill Biden please fix the rose garden? First Lady Melania Trump ruined It.

I’m pretty sure you don’t have a job Megyn Kelly ...

Heard Rudy W. Giuliani has #Covid-19. Thankfully he’s been dead for a few years...

Really, John OLIVER, you don’t think olives are a valid pizza topping? Your name is basically a verb that means “to olive.” You’re both salty and delicious. End the hate. Embrace how delicious both of you are. Last Week Tonight

So excited that Erin Cardillo (she/her) and I are joining the writing staff for season 5 of #VirginRiver on Netflix!!!