#bbc #CelebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld Several weeks ago, my wife and I wrote down who we thought would be the pairings, eg: “rugby bloke & sister” We both aimed way too high. #melons 🙄

#killingmoon #EATB #EE There’s something sinister about using “Killing Moon” on a mobile phone network advert about checking your kids are safe.

#celebrityraceacrosstheworld My choice for final outcome: 1) Kola & Mary 2) Scott & Sam 3) Jeff & Freddy 4) Kelly & Jeremy

Cor blimey. Is Pixie Lott annoying, or what?

Our friends Elon and X have been throttling our posts the past 48 hours. 👎 Retweet this if you’re seeing it and want Kamala Harris to be the next President. 👍🙏

#kane definitely retiring now

The Daily Heil spreading fear and nonsense to the numpty old bastards who still read it. The typeface they use for their title may as well be called Berlin39

#bbcnewsnight Is that utterly incompetent Whiney Whateley, being trotted out on telly? Tories getting more desperate every day?

Stirring stuff from Captain Stones, there. Honest? Maybe. Inspirational? Well, he’s not gonna get the armband again after that, is he.

So proud. The well known Führerkinder Nicholas Lickass has finally blocked me.

Kemi Badenoch has been an MP for 8 years, she has been children’s minister & women’s equality minister, not once did she call for a national enquiry, in fact she never even mentioned it in parliament. Her miraculous Damascene conversion happened immediately after Musks tweet.

It’s absolutely sickening, isn’t it. What will the U.S.A. look like in four years time? This is only day one.

The irony of the BBC, rightly, leading the 10pm news with the 80th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz. The message? Never forget, never again. Item no.2? The Palestinians returning to the absolute devastation of northern Gaza.

Yesssssss! Another thick, right whinge tvvat - Benonwine - has blocked me.

Council By-Election yesterday. Reform UK came 4th 10 out of 191 council seats won… The reform MPs and right wing commentators won’t post this it So this tsunami they keep talking about…

Another day, another wake up to a freeform jazz Trump “speech”. And for a few minutes you lie there thinking, is this real or a bad dream.

Wes Streeting - Wet Sheeting

Blimey. Less than an hour before ko and Arsenal look like they’ll be playing at the Emptyrates…