Made the Tic Tok pasta. Highly recommend!!!

I just don’t get why people post money on social media in any context.

You just had to be there

Does anyone else, regardless if there’s a charger right next to them, let their phone just slowly tank to 1 percent before plugging it in?

When I don’t have at least 50 direct messages on TikToc I start to worry.

Pictures of last night, ended up online IM SCCRRREEEEWWWWEEEDDD, oh well

Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...

My boys always trying to start a war when they Venmo me.

Reece Medford international push up champion

It’s mo funna tweetin wen u drunc.

You know how I know god is real? Hidden Valley Ranch.

I would be sneezing catastrophically.

The Red Sox had a 24-36 record in 2020's 60-game season. They've already eclipsed that win total and have the best record in MLB.

It’s crazy to me that girls don’t get their head wet every time they shower. That’s the best fuckin part.

Politicians investing in the stock market is kind of like athletes gambling on their games.

Beds are low key slept on.

Up at 2 in the ….. 3 in the morning.

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

Under scooping at chipotle should be punishable by death.

RyLo⛈ is gonna eat the chapstick