paying to watch tv after already paying for a tv

u made Luv 4 Rent u never gonna fail

Stop getting mad at the entire male population cus you picked a LAME ASS NIGGA

oh & i beat cancer today🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 rung the bell ... #fckCancer

every fucking time i walk outside it’s a different fucking season

SHE HAS A NAME!!!!!!! Eva Ramón Gallegos successfully eliminates HPV

Turmeric kills cancer cells. Turmeric reduces arthritis pain. Turmeric clears brain fog. Turmeric heals your gut. 6,000 studies confirm it. Add black pepper. Absorption jumps 2000%. One spice. Ancient medicine. Modern proof.

next time gas go under $2 ima put some in the freezer

Happy birthday to the Undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!

When Apple actually treated its customers well

Christian comedy really be the funniest to me 😂😂😂😂😂

This is why as a man, you need to marry a woman who is truly really interested in your daily well-being (AKA love you for you) over anything else.

A friendly, honest politician with no baggage whose constituents actually like them is such an insane concept in 2026

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

Open up a Roth IRA account.

hot take: your friends SHOULD call you out on your shitty behavior.

i wish our parents push financial literacy like they pushed religion.

If the higher sex drive spouse is always the one initiating sex and asking for sex, at some point they'll give up because they feel like they're begging. That's why it's essential for both spouses to initiate.

dear algorithm, please show this tweet only to people who are going to win soon no matter what.

games were more fun when you unlocked things by playing, not by paying.