Happy #MAR10Day! Where did you first meet Mario?

Not having a spring break while your friends send you snaps at the beach ☹️☹️☹️

Boss: “come fix the meeting room’s computer please” Me: *Walks into meeting with important people* (I’m an intern) Boss: “we can’t get the computer to turn on” Me: *looks at computer* I see your problem! It’s not plugged in.

I’ll never forget when the Bradley administration wouldn’t let Alex win “life of the party”

Lionel Messi's last three games: —Hat-trick —Two goals, two assists —One goal, one assist 39 goals, 15 assists in 37 games total this season 👏 (via B/R Football)

I always rush to leave work acting like I got somewhere to go but damn well know I got nothing to do

I feel this awkwardness 24/7 with my roommates

What an upset! My bracket is in shambles

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APRIL FOOLS! Merica.

The funniest shark tank pitch I’ve ever seen

Solar Powered S3X! 🤣 🤣. ☀️🚗💨🌱🌱 @tesla Elon Musk

CBJ 😱

I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)

No one is forcing you to poop your pants at a party by banning pooping your pants. You force that decision on yourself the moment you decide to eat. If you can’t close your mouth, then close your butthole, because you don’t get to poop your pants because you’re irresponsible