"NIKO KADI" is such a gangster feeling until someone says....."MSEE ASIBADILISHE GAME

What's the most inspiring documentary you've ever watched?

BUYING LAND IN KENYA 🧵 Follow the following steps: 1. Ask to see the title deed or copy of title deed. Then do a search at the ministry of lands to confirm who the real owners are or if the title has any Caveat on it. The search will cost you kshs 520.

Good morning to everyone who has a 2022 World Cup winner in their team that also won the young player of the tournament 🤝🏽🇦🇷

Hard pills you need to swallow (if you want to unfuck yourself):

It’s Ash Wednesday. The start of lent. I pray in the next 40 days and nights, that we draw closer to God in everything we do and lean on him for clarity and strength 💫❤️

Ash Wednesday God is Great 🙏

2. Avoid shortcut or cheap materials that may not last long to save on money. It's wiser to wait a week or month to get the money than build and start getting defects in a year or less. 3. Keep daily records and photos of all your project. It may only takes 5-10mins of your time

First time I went to a catholic church sikuwa najua when to stand, sit or kneel. Nilikuwa tu nje. Then at some point I heard, "lift up your hands". I put my hands up but everyone else just said, "we lift them up to the lord" 😭😭

What's the worst thing you've been told in a ward round?😂

Jambo Nation Africa The Standard Digital. Is it possible to get full page colored spread, pull out pages on how MPs voted? A passport size photo, name, constituency and how they voted would be very helpful. YES. NO. ABSENT. SUSPENDED pages. Your input on this will be highly appreciated

Time for me to be a techbro . Guys Lets do the thing 😂

I don't think my dog even knows what other dogs do for their families. I don't think he knows that he has to protect us, be loyal and look after the house. Bro just loves everyone. He almost left with the delivery guy. 🤦🏿‍♂️

Bumping into your Successful Ex can humble you.Ukipeleka mtoi Uhuru park unakutana na Ex aki park Mercedes.Inabidi umeanza kuongelesha mtoto kizungu kusafisha rada na kamezoea kiluhya na sheng. Akiulizwa how are you kanasema Class one na ulishaambia Ex kanasomea British system.😫

On repeat until further notice 🔁 #CFC | #CheMun

Millennials in Kenya we’ve survived everything; el nino, saba saba, Moi, bomb blast, Nairobi fly, 05 jeans, supra + arafat outfits, PEV, Kamwana’s last 5years, dollar at 170, covid and we’ll survive floods. At this point we’re on autopilot. We’re just enjoying the journey.

Did somethin today. 💯👊🏿🔥 #FollowTheDogg

I can tell you very many dairy brands are substandard and unsafe. The safest dairy product is Bio Foods (EU Standards) the rest ni God tu bora uhai

Part two of the WORST scams in Kenya including tenders and car loans: 🧵