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Poopy McGillicuddy

@richardhaick

Becoming more bitter and jaded by the day… I love pizza, and baseball, and triggering trolls with a picture of a mask.

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Bill Belichick might be the biggest POS in the world, but he’s also the greatest head coach in football history. Football HOF voting is trash, the same way Baseball HOF is trash for blocking Bonds and Rose.

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CA AB1421 wants to replace the gas tax with a per mile tax. For me, I currently pay about 1.5¢. So, I’ll have to pay more. A gas guzzler will see a savings. Tell me how this is fair, Governor Gavin Newsom

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Hey, Costco! What’s the deal with Dr Pepper at Costco business center in San Leandro, California? You used to have 24pks, while everything else, including diet Dr Pepper, was 35/36 pks. Now, no Dr Pepper at all for months. Other Costcos have it. Tired of making two trips.

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Hey, FedEx! Your stupid driver delivered my package to the wrong address. Direct signature was required, but the driver forged it, and left it there. Now it’s missing! WTF?!? SIGNATURE REQUIRED!!! FedEx Help

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Look, none of it makes any sense, but the Athletics ballpark is getting built. I know the rhetoric, I’ve been part of it, myself. But the reality is, they’re gone, and they aren’t coming back. Fuck them and fuck John Fisher in his potato looking face. Fuck everyone involved.

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What the hell is going on at Walmart? Can’t return anything because <insert excuse>. It’s always some bullshit. The item is unopened, unused, and I have a receipt. It’s bad enough I have to stand around and wait for some dunce to open a glass case to the item. WTF?

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I’m trying to get everyone on the internet to send me just $1. It’s a social experiment. Anything I collect will be used to feed hungry people.

I’m trying to get everyone on the internet to send me just $1. It’s a social experiment. Anything I collect will be used to feed hungry people.
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My eye doctor is always trying to give me the ugliest glasses he can. I got some old man bifocals for now, but I need some good general vision glasses. I should just get laser surgery and call it a day.

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Reality check: Oakland will never get another major sports team without a major billionaire owner. NHL expansion fee is $2billion. NBA expansion is upward of $10billion. MLB should fetch something in between. NFL would be closer to $15billion. That doesn’t include building venues

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With all the overpriced military gadgets we have in the U.S., you’d think a pilot, or anyone on a battlefield, would have an AirTag or something. Them shits are like $25. We probably get a bulk discount.

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Fucking FedEx Office fucked me again! At least they called me, last time, when they didn’t have my paper. This time I only found out when I picked it up before closing. Now I have to hurry to another location before they close. If they don’t have the paper, don’t offer it at all.

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As much as I hate on Las Vegas, they’re fucking proactive as fuck! Sure, this was 2011, but they’ve been hustling and building for shit they don’t even have. It’s a gambling mindset for sure. Put the money in the pot and play to win. They’re not playing 1¢ slots or $1 blackjack.