Nothing else comes close.

I can’t wait to shoot this bitch off the car

Tu le mandas mensajes y yo me lavo los huevos con su shampoo caro no somos iguales compiii

Antes de que se acabe el año, sanen heridas, cierren círculos, agradezcan todo lo que fue y también lo que no fue. Perdonen, pero sobretodo perdónense a si mismos. Están aprendiendo, están creciendo, y todo va a ir muy bien

Estoy buscando como terminar mi año de la mejor manera y comenzar diferente a los demás

¡QUE INJUSTICIA! 😡🤬 Ganó TODO, ganó triplete, rompió récord de goleo en la Premier League, rompió récord de goles en la Champions Y aún así no le dieron el The Best a Haaland. Los premios individuales cada vez perdiendo más credibilidad

Awful lineup

⚽️ Ernesto Lopez's second-half strikes help Waller boys down Cypress Falls wallerboyssoccer_ Waller ISD Waller_HS 🔗 houstonchronicle.com/texas-sports-n… ✍️ : Al Montano | #txhssoccer

Shoutout all the homies who are good dads fr love to see it

A Grizzly bear effortlessly catching a fish.

A real treat

I have a FREE PAIR of tickets to the Astros game tonight. The 1st person to RT and DM me their email address gets them. Go!

I have a FREE PAIR of tickets to The Astros 710pm game tonight. The 1st person to RT and DM me their email address gets them. Go!

I have a FREE PAIR of tickets for The Astros game at 1pm today. The 1st person to RT and dm me their email address gets them. Go!

Did I understand a single word of it? I did not. Was it a vibe? It was.

I have a FREE PAIR of tickets to The Rockets game tonight. The 1st person to RT and DM me their email address gets them. Go!

I have a free pair of lower level tickets to Italy vs USA tonight. The 1st person to RT and DM me their email address gets them. Go!

Nelson Quinones is released by Houston. Sad, but necessary. The injury sustained by Quinones prior to the 2024 season is one he still hasn’t recovered from. Wish you nothing but the best, Q. Always a Dynamo. 🧡