gunna have a damp Jan because I can’t fully commit to a dry one x

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Me with my back problems

Thought I’d give TikTok a try... turns out I’m just retarded

Mum was fed up of the squirrels stealing all the bird food so she greased the feeder!

yes, for lent I am giving up.

when he says he likes natural girls whilst you’re doing full glam

COVID spelt backwards is DIVOC and what DIVOC going on

Still struggling to comprehend that this is real life

The trials of Gabriel Fernandez is one of the most heart wrenching things I’ve ever seen, HOW could you hurt a child, an innocent, desperate to be loved 8 year old 🥺

Ur meeting ur friends and putting it on your story? Am I missing something 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This country is a JOKE I’m done.

Today on my shift I cared for a COVID patient. Last week his wife passed away from the virus. They had been married 70 years, had 5 children & numerous grandchildren. Not one of them got to say goodbye to her But anyway, I hope u all enjoyed ur BBQs & mixing households today :)

folk just doing what they want now it’s pissing me off 8 weeks later am still sitting in my gaff

Can fuck right off

Don’t call me if it’s textable 🤷🏿‍♂️😅😂

For everyone living in 2020:

So lockdown baking has turned into my full time job after getting made redundant🤷🏻‍♀️ Shameless plug, don’t be shy my next customer could be on your timeline🥺🤞🏻instagram: lil.bakess

If anyone can help please do; there are teenagers asking for shower gel for Christmas because they need it, young kids asking for colouring books and pencils- these can all be bought and shipped for under £10! 😭🥺