eating a potato. Crying.

I don't want the coronavirus outbreak to get any worse but I do want sports to not be played for long enough that ESPN airs the baseball scene from Twilight

I’m fine with this

thank you weed

Oh my God it’s already almost 6pm time really does fly by when your freaking out all day

can’t wait til they legalize outside

I saw an online tutorial about how to make masks from old clothes, so I cut up this old pair of shorts! I had to hand sew it, and it came out too small, but it's not bad for a first try! What do you think?

How’s everybody’s leg hair doing

that little tap tap people do after they tuck your tag back into your shirt who agrees

I'm in a cat group on Facebook and people periodically ask about cats from breeders and like I genuinely cannot imagine. It's a cat. They show up in the garbage and then they live in your house.

best lyric of all time is when elton John was like “if I was a sculptor, but then again no” like pls I’m on the edge of my seat .. what were you going to do as a sculptor Elton!?!!!

everyone: fuck literally how could this year get any worse 2020:

I miss 2010 when the only pandemic we had was Bieber Fever