How do ants get word that there’s food on the ground

Can confirm that it feels even better than this!

bartenders should have to scrub in b4 making drinks…i prefer a sterile environment!

TAYLOR SWIFT YOU ARE INSANE

roommate just said “I’ve never met John Keats”

I love the suburbs cuz you can either sit in your bed and think about your middle school crushes or you can go to Target

I don’t care if I have micro plastics in my body. You know what else is in there? Love. Joy. Kindness. They will take care of the micro plastics

my media law professor explaining defamation:

Has anyone ever met a man that’s normal

behind every hot girl there's a deep history with this movie

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Wrote this for Teen Vogue!! It’s for everyone (me) who has ever seen a tiktok that made them freak out about their uterus

just got my kid’s end of year poetry project back and this haiku goes hard

feels so unfair that my mom got to know me as a baby but i didn’t get to know her as a baby

I can not stop watching this video omg

if you scroll past this & don't even have it in your heart to share or repost or ANYTHING just know you do not deserve anything you have in life & I wish the worst upon you. gofund.me/25937cdc