RIP to the Prince of Darkness 🦇🥺 Ozzy Osbourne will forever be an icon, a true legend.

See! See! I'm a fucking legend! Apparently

When you try out the new PlusBus e-ticket but none of the First Essex drivers got the Memo. Tried scanning it but ended up paying for a single anyway 🤷🏼 #BackToBasics #PaperTicketOnly

How is there no Slim Chickens in Westfield London? Sort it out.

An national icon! RIP

Well, I've just unexpectedly solved a seven year problem I've been having with Royal Mail - turns out that they don't deliver down Private Roads and my "delivery point" is actually where it meets the public road (not my front door). Explains why most of my parcels go missing

Rainbow over Limehouse featuring c2c Railway 357022

Not Greater Anglia giving me a fright! Got on the train at Liverpool Street last minute to be greeted with this. I most certainly hope the next stop isn't Hockey 🙈💀 - every other screen is blank and/or wrong.

I'm on a Flix and I've noticed this sign in front of me. What am I supposed to be using this table for if I can't use it while it's moving? P.S - please get rid of the seat allocations, nobody takes any notice of it

Have to give Ryanair credit for getting us in 30 minutes early. But do you *really* have to park the furthest away from the Terminal building. I spent longer walking from terminal building to plane and back the other end than being on the actual plane.

Love a bit of fuck it in White City Currys - it wouldn't let me turn it up 😞🥺

A massive thank you goes out to SWR Help for getting me stranded last night at Twickenham - first train 3 minutes late and my next one left a minute early. Arriving and departing at the exact same time. I have a lovely three hour bus ride in the middle of the night thanks.

I guess I'm going back up Norff 🙌🏼🙌🏼

And this is why we don't use Trainline.

A four carriage c2c Railway when there's no #ElizabethLine (Especially a Metro unit) should be illegal.

Thank you Pizza Hut UK for letting me know about this smh. I had at least 8 slices on the old system. All gone.

Now, I know how to tell the time. But it looks like Royal Mail doesn't. It's not like I've been indoors waiting on this fine day for them.