You literally followed over half a dozen of their accounts, Rookie. And one of mine. You're pathological.

Who's saying we're scared? I just wanna have a lil snack, er, talk to them...

Buffy: How long was I gone? Spike: Hundred forty-seven days yesterday. Hundred forty-eight today. Except today doesn't count, does it? How long was it where you were? Buffy: Longer. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

*Arches an eyebrow at @NotJustTheZeppo.*

Coming out for a threesome?

Who'd you have in mind?

Pretty sure it wasn't.

I just retweeted. x.com/RhymesWithLung…

Would you rather me NOT be suggestive? *Sighs dramatically.* The honeymoon is finally over, is it?

*His chest puffs out and he beams proudly.* Is that so?

*His eyebrows rise nearly to his hairline.* I'm...very impressed. Let's not let it get to that point though, hm? You've got some pretty good titles mixed in with the dross.

Well, look who's presumptuous and begging to be killed.

Nunya.

...

Well, duh.

Still bloody hurts. I'm going to set this whole place on fire if that noncy muskrat deletes Spasta, I swear...

Hey everyone - protect yourselves, like, yesterday. Scroll down to see where to find the setting to turn off.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary