Are you guys okay with me asking the staff to lower a basketball hoop so I can practice some threes in-between hands? Brad Owen Andrew Neeme

"Hey this is easy. I wish I was playing instead of commentating on you jerks for all those years."

"How are you doing officer? Fine day it is. Just getting some sun."

"And so far, there are no sid..." *Dies suddenly*

Remember that time when that kid got asked to spell ALOPECOID during the spelling bee and he passed out cold on stage and not one person came to his aid and he got up and spelled ALOPECOID like nothing happened? One of the greatest athletic achievements of all time tbh

inflation hits 6.2%—wiping out the raises of those lucky enough to even have a good job—parents are worried about the price of milk for their kids (when the shelves aren't empty) and the establishment is like:

Think about it. How can it be "air"... and at the same time... be something you need to INTRODUCE A BILL for, that would authorize the president to sanction foreign cryptocurrency firms?

In Ep59 of #TheMoneyMovement, @brianbrooksUS, CEO of The Bitfury Group, shares his theory on the blockage of DeFi adoption and regulation, highlighting the difference in generational viewpoints towards the government's role in consumer risk management.

Engineer: umm hey just fyi this bot is becoming sentient. Google: oh thanks for letting me know btw pack your shit your and get out.

Many years ago, my wife and I were going to buy a business in the mountains in California. The whole deal was an incredible fiasco in many ways, but I'll just focus on two of them. 1/10

10 years without this face, without this voice, without this mind, without this love, without this light. Ten years. RIP my darling boy.

Senator Raphael Warnock has explained why he doesn't trade stocks as a politician. "I don't own individual stocks in those corporations. And so when I make decisions... I'm not thinking about how this will impact my own pocket."

Who else can't wait? 🚕⚡️🚗🌟🚙🍌