Really want a job where people refer to me as "the asset"

[shorts Kemi]

Good to see Ipswich preserving its 16th Century high street. Can you guess who controls the council?

Wow! I bought this lovely home for a client in 2021 for £2.5m. Savills sold it for him in June 2023 for £4.5m. It's now being auctioned with a reserve of *checks advert*.. £2.5m. knightfrank.co.uk/properties/res…

Wife: "I'm going through this year's photos... The digital ones are quite a lot better than the film ones you took with cameras from the 1960s." Me: "You're dead to me."

I know things are really bad with the US and Venezuela when all these luxury mafia aesthetic apartments in Caracas start showing in my Instagram feed for $100,000

Only four in ten UK households make a net contribution to the state The richest households contribute £57k, the ninth decile £17k, and the eighth £11k. The poorest decile receives about £24k 1/4

That movie? "Dude, Where's My Car?"

I'm hoping to unite Left and Right - they'll all hate my piece in today's Sunday Times, saying that successive Budgets have overtaxed the highest-earning 20%, and under-taxed both the median earner and the richest 0.1%.thetimes.com/money/tax/arti…

Bet they can do a transfer at Heathrow though

I asked Gemini to compare Austin, Texas, a booming city in one of the USA's most freedom loving Republican states and Leeds, Yorkshire, a city doing quite well in of the UK's most similar states to Texas (has a high opinion of itself, is very big). It's so interesting,...

Don't want to be one of those nostalgia accounts, but 1960s consumer electronics branding was much better

Have just put something an auction. Like the kind that has an auctioneer with a hammer, not eBay. Feeling weirdly grown-up in a 1980s kind of way.

Sweet

Rather ambiguously worded headline...

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I think we might take a minute to ask why the American government has sent a real estate developer and the president's son in law to negotiate directly with Vladimir Putin, rather than - say - the secretary of state, or a professional diplomat, or indeed anyone with training.

The people we bought our house off had trade access to high-end Italian bathroom stuff. Every time I go to change a leaky shower cartridge, this shit

Or indeed boroughs like Lewisham Council