Nothing like moving into a flat that’s just been finished and finding double digit letters from TV Licensing threatening legal action Go home you bullies

You have to be pretty far right on the political spectrum to say that most Labour MPs are hard left

But fewer avocados

I mean if you absolutely insist I suppose I’ll sit through another Jurassic world movie for the plot

I have spent the last few days building a GE tracker on google sheets for me and my friends to follow along at our homes. My apolitical bf is still trying to get to grips with this behaviour😂

Having moved across London 3 months ago, I can no longer avoid the trauma of finding a new hairdresser. Pray for me tomorrow as we discover how much I can regret allowing a stranger to cut my hair

I just feel like if my child’s face was being plastered around socially right-wing circles by an MP, I wouldn’t be in the best frame of mind to get a talking to about safeguarding children from the same mp…

Just *imagine* if East Midlands Railway (EMR) trains actually left when advertised

“I’ve been a socialist all my life” says the person not willing to be means tested for a benefit in a demographic left largely untouched by a decade of austerity

Can’t wait to get absorbed by this amazing cross section of my interests! Sacha Coward

Just a reminder that a) that’s how VAT usually works b) if the parents want to complain they should raise it first with eton rather than the government c) the people forking out for eton are the people who say you could buy a house if you bought fewer avocados

There is something incredibly interesting about MPs not taking into consideration how their actions in parliament might affect their future careers…like, did you think you’d be an MP until you retired or did you think you’d had the personality to ride on speaking gigs alone??

I cannot express how much some words need to have one singular meaning

Did I just stumble on a club remix of the lavender town theme during my workout? Yes Is it staying on the gym playlist? Absolutely

I’ve honestly never been happier to see the back of a company than moving my phone contract away from 3. Adding a random extra £5 onto my last bill and being disconnected before my number is active on my new phone isn’t even unexpected at this point ffs

A week ago to the hour I had an appendectomy- an in-law has just messaged to double check if I’m baking for Christmas

Hi Morrisons. If you wanted to show your support British farmers and other British people, perhaps you could pay corporation tax in this country? Just a thought.

The idea that I now buy a phone and the plug for the phone separately and at additional cost is nothing short of criminal. The fact it’s under the brand of sustainability and green business is worse

The stonewall riots are considered by many to be the founding of the modern lgbtq+ movement and a black trans woman threw the first brick

This man will literally do anything other than go to his constituency surgery