I like to eat at Olive Garden by myself and when the hostess says "dining alone tonight?" I say "No because when you're here you're family Ha Ha Ha" never gets a laugh but that's showbiz baby

Me and Matt are no longer allowed in IHOP

in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria & becomes the haunted house of the cell

Dinner date didn’t go as planned

sooo this is my brother as a father..

Here’s a useful overview of the likely scenarios that the world will be facing in the coming months while managing this pandemic. So much depends on our ability to make good decisions going forward along with our ability to remain resilient. theatlantic.com/health/archive…

As a doctor who watched the horrifying video, I can safely say that Hennepin County Medical Examiner’s autopsy report that heart disease, hypertension, and most outrageously “potential intoxicants” caused George Floyd’s death is so profoundly, and respectfully, quite bullshit.

I really hate how suicide prevention month every year is reduced to “check on your friends” and not universal health care, to defund the police, accessible mental health services, and peer support programs. That analysis is so corny.

Social distancing is a privilege. We forget because it feels like a hassle. But the reason more time goes on, the more this is afflicting immigrant, Latinx, and essential workers is essentially that. So places & jobs stack the deck-- public housing, factories, farms...9/

You can play table top exercises about what happens when a pandemic comes to our country 100 times with 100 scenarios and never play out the scenario where the president decides not to tell the country & his team backs him up. 14/

theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…

Can we please stop calling it “the issue of race” when what we’re really discussing is “the issue of racism”

“Slipped” implies that it was an accident.

The author could’ve used fewer words to just say “ya know in my day we didn’t have to respect women.” wsj.com/articles/is-th…

when more vaccination appointments are added

Yes, I absolutely needed Paul Rudd to once again prank Conan with the Mac and Me bit but this time on a podcast with Conan just screaming the whole time "you can't do this on a podcast"

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: If the penalty for breaking a law is a fine, then that law only exists for the poor.

“IT IS THE JOB OF ALL ETHICAL PHYSICIANS AND HEALTHCARE WORKERS TO DEFEND RIGHTS FOR SAFE AND LEGAL ABORTION…”