Well, that’s just a mind numbingly stupid thing to say.

Lately my phone has been autocorrecting “yeah” to “yeehaw.” What the hell conversations have I been having???

Saw this the other day and it made me laugh but frustrated at the same time. A major pet peeve for me is the idea of treating numbers and not treating patients. #medicine #Doctor #healthylifestyle #Health

Kids dreaming of playing football at the college level remember everyone has to start somewhere. On Dec 18, 2013, a young man with those same dreams sent me the following DM. Tonight, lau won the The Heisman Trophy - Dream Big, Work Hard, Stay Humble

#CashAppChristmas $dusty0601 38 Rachel Rhodes you know football better than most dudes.

Reposting from welovegv #gmo #vaccines #VaccinesWork #fuckwakefield

Well he isn’t wrong

Stuff like this is why I’m so vocal about vaccines.

I can’t stop smiling at this.

A patient brought me some yard eggs this morning. Her reasons was, “you look like you eat a lot of protein.”

Since we have to wear masks every day, I figured I'd have some fun with it. These are the highlights from the first week of this idea. Hopefully it gives someone a laugh who needs it. #COVID19 #PPE #MondayMorning #Doctors #Bane Marvel Entertainment Darth Vader Iron Man #Starlord Spider-Man

Can anyone recommend a nasal decongestant that causes rebound congestion if overused? Asking for afrin.

#murph2020 done on 05/24. Thanks to xthainytinax and the guys at NSW Stennis for letting me tag along. My fifth year in a row doing this. Brutal, but rewarding. #LTMichaelMurphy #memorialdayweekend instagram.com/p/CAsUnyPFHbQ/…

None that I know.

This girl farted so bad I had to put on my #n95 #covid19 #nurselife #doctors instagram.com/p/CAvJQ94lW7o/…

Your nurses must really like you when they get you a birthday present like this. #tacos #md #coffee instagram.com/p/CBEQAc_lc4s/…

It’s not a good workout unless I leave a sweat angel. #docswholift #fitdoctor #fitdoctorsofinsta #fitdoc #lift #lifting #fitness #fit #gym #medicine #sportsmedicine #exercisemotivation… instagram.com/p/CDv0S8Epf_C/…