me after hearing the new hire was born in 2003

I’m sorry what the fuck is this.

when i’m watching the batman and he starts being mean to alfred

how i go to sleep on sunday night knowing i gotta wake up at 6am

NOID

I really think we as a society need to discuss why pooping while wearing a coat feels so wrong….

born to dilly dally forced to lock in

NOOOOO TURN AROUND GO HOME LEAVE

me after chappell roan drops this new country song of hers

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Sibling Electionary with Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Spent the whole day like this

You have fucking audacity you ugly T*sla fucks if you think I’ll ever let you merge in front of ME. I will crash my car and take us both out before I ever let you merge. Stank fugly doodoo bitch.

how sundays feel after 4pm

when i’m watching the batman part 2 and he starts beating the penguin to a pulp