Having a Roomba is the Gen X equivalent of the Tamogachis #Roomba #GenX

We have name our Roomba after my husband’s 6 th grade teacher, Mr.Wachholz. Meet Mr.Wachholz.

Tomorrow starts National NP WEEK! Thank you to all my fellow NPs for all the great work you do!#NPWEEK#powerinpractice

What is the number one purchase from Amazon at 2 am? I’m guessing Breathe right nasal strips. # breathe right #snoring# stfu

May St Olga of Kiev rain down defiance and vengeance right now. #IStandWithUkriane

Have you ever experienced harassment at work? Did you feel management supported you? Why can’t everyone just act like an adult? #bullying #Nursing

I hate when a new season is coming out but it’s been so long that I have to rewatch the other seasons to remember what is even going on

The key to a successful marriage is just taking turns waking each other up at night telling them to quit snoring. #marriage #25years

Beginning today the new number to call nationwide for mental health emergencies is 988!

My patient told me she wanted her next visit to be telepathic. I think she meant Telehealth, but I would prefer telepathic too.

Hear me out, The Munsters remake with the cast from #schittscreek #danlevy

So when you tell someone to eat a bag of dicks….

Dear President Donald J. Trump. I’m a social worker. I left graduate school 20 yrs ago with over $52,000 in student loans. I’ve made every payment since and still owe $42,000. It’s almost all gone to interest…I’ve paid $48,000 but still owe $42,000😩☠️ 😭🤦🏻‍♀️ #CancelStudentDebt Student Debt Crisis Center (SDCC)

BREAKING: Speaker Nancy Pelosi announces that Democrats are considering a vote in the House this month to ban lawmakers from trading stock — something supported by a huge swath of Americans. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THE DEMOCRATS MUST DO IT!

Mimosas. Helping make Christmas morning with family tolerable since 1996.

Watching Rihanna’s half time show#AppleMusicHalftime

BREAKING: A video still of the shooters gun in the Texas mall shooting appears to be an AR-15-style rifle. The SAME gun more than 30 law enforcement officers were AFRAID to confront in Uvalde that left 19 children dead. The SAME gun that’s been the weapon of choice in many

I wear my sunglasses at night…JK, I wear them when Rosie gets her laser treatments.#TPLO #Foothillfarmsvet