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Renée, the Laughing Duck

@rfhurteau

Sci-fi Author & all around nerd.

Give me coffee or give me death! Coffee EXTREMELY preferable.
Mom~INFJ~Totoro Enthusiast~Astrosheep

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Tomorrow's my 17th anniversary. We'll be continuing a long tradition of being broke & putzing around stores taking pics of us holding home goods we can't afford. Someday we'll look at them & smile & say, "Aw, look at all the nice things you almost bought me for our anniversary!"

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Now you can read the first 100 pages of Antiquity's Gate: Three Days Till Dawn by signing up for my newsletter! Just click below to get started! bit.ly/30zg3K9 Interested in reviewing the book? You can request a full review copy here: bit.ly/377ajtq

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I would never turn down a book for having oddly spelled names, but they might as well be assigned emojis for all the effort I put into trying to pronounce them. I just recognize the spelling & sort of float over them. 😂 Tolkien for example. Should I be ashamed? Anyone else?

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I had a really weird day. It was up & down & back again in circles! I want to end on a high note! I've got 5 redemption codes for Three Days Till Dawn (kindle version, us only, sorry!) I'll email them to the 1st 5 people who reply to this tweet that they'd like one!

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I used to think having an infant that would only sleep in a moving car was hard, but now I've given a poor mother in my WIP a baby who will only sleep in an airship and that puts my old problem into perspective. 😂

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Twinkle twinkle little book hiding in my reading nook. Pages take me far away from all of my “to dos” today. Tired, tired, time for bed.... maybe one more page instead?

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Tomorrow I will be in an empty, silent house for FIVE STRAIGHT HOURS! Gonna get so much writing done. As long as someone blocks twitter from all my devices and doesn’t give me the password...

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Can we just talk about how versatile Mac & cheese is? You can put anything in it & no one bats an eye. Hot dogs and peas? Classic. Pulled pork & crispy onions? Rustic. Lobster? Fancy! Hot sauce? Broccoli & bacon? The tears of your enemies? Okay maybe that last one’s too salty.

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As writers, we’re colleagues, not competition. Allies, not antagonists. If I can help I will! I’m a homeschooling mom who self-pubbed 4 books last year on a rapid release schedule. I made my share of mistakes & enjoyed many small victories. AMA! Let’s be here for each other.

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Zuko knocked down my Totoro so he could sit in its place. He wants to make sure we know what cute really is...as he looks down on us from his high throne.

Zuko knocked down my Totoro so he could sit in its place. He wants to make sure we know what cute really is...as he looks down on us from his high throne.
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Words are the most powerful weapon we have. They can defend & protect, or cut down. Ink fades but words are indelible. Before you strike at the enemy, make sure there aren’t innocent people in the arc of your swing. Always be armed, but know when to keep your weapon sheathed.

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On my blog today I'm opening up about something that took me down a dark path & back again…dealing with writing advice. Maybe it's easy for you—if so, I'm envious! As a people-pleaser by nature, though, I've struggled. In the same boat? This is for you. antiquitysgate.com/post/too-much-…

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When I crave something, usually eating it once is enough to satisfy me. But not pizza. I crave pizza, I eat pizza, I want more pizza. It never goes away, it just fades in and out of the forefront of my mind. Mmm. Pizza. Anything like that for you?

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Check in on someone today. Reach out. Let them know you care. Don't wait for a reason. Whether we're in a dark place or having the best day of our life, being acknowledged can mean the world. Let someone know they matter, because sometimes that's all we need.

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If you read YA Dystopian, what's been your favorite recent one? Looking for recs. Feel free to plug your own work, too! Just as long as it's YA Dystopian. 😊

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I have vivid memories of my parents carrying my sleeping sister in from the car & plopping her in bed still asleep. Even taking off her shoes without waking her. I have 5 kids and THIS HAS NEVER WORKED! I am now convinced that these memories are, in fact, a cruel lie.

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“I’m putting in a new drain assembly!” I explain cheerfully to the man next to me at the Home Depot. “Plumbing Skills +1!” He eyes me suspiciously. Mutters about needing something in another aisle. Walks away. Must not be a gamer. Or maybe I was just too enthusiastic? 😂

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Of course I dragged myself out from beneath the rock I’ve been under for all of 2020. This is Nanowrimo. I don’t screw around with Nanowrimo! Missed you guys...how have you been?

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