#UnlikelyAdviceForTeenagers edd nenotek 2 ur sewt 2 shrenk

@qasimshan1476 no u wur suzpendid cuz u r an fagit

@qasimshan1476 i em no ent man nor iren men enymoar. jog on fagit

@qasimshan1476 fagit end kunt ur a bit of both

i sho up and fite hawkeye and befoer kiling him i sey "u hav fayled dis city" #FakeCivilWarSpoilers

i em in teh whol mowvi but u cent mi cuz em 2 smal whail kickin antmans ass #FakeCivilWarSpoilers

#MySummerin5words watchin ant men 2 fikur owt hao 2 shrenk withowt eksplowdin

i cen ekspleyn

Grean Arruw ya cuz u and ur litle bow & arruw dunt kno hao to handel a reel threat

#AskPOTUS do u kno hao 2 shrenk

#FreshmanAdvice tayk nohts frum mi in scaiyuns cless ekcept when u ned 2 ad nenotek 2 ur suit

ooo woo iz stendin in teh frant thets raight mi

end if u tink iren men alsow stendin in the middul is cowinsudens ill shrenk in 2 ur aiyes

@soopirior_sweg wher r u tho

yay em in arkum knyt

fahlow dis accoant if u want 2 bi updaetd on evereethin suprherow relaytd @RavencroftNews

sow i tuk nowts frum ant man and nao i can suksesfullee shrenk

whair teh fek was I in teh trailur

Washing a knife you just used to make a sandwich vs leaving it on the edge of the sink in case you still hungry later