Everything I do reminds me of you.

i went to high school with chain saw man and he just called me on the phone crying because of all the things yall are saying about him online

"I'm going to buy Pokémon Leaf Green for the Switch 2, it'll be fun" My fun for the last 2 weeks:

i just made the strongest black coffee ive ever had if this shit doesnt wake me up nothing will

stupid cat keeps knocking my zyns on the floor

my life is like Seinfeld if it was Muslim instead of Jewish

im crying about ditto at work now thank you

my opps were doing logical fallacies i had them make an argument to the stick

how it feels posting shit only i find funny

Quitting heroin to pick up a career in professional wrestling I had to put the #SmackDown

Mother Mary

my life an ESRB rating yeah Comic Mischief

estrogen is great because instead of stubbing my toes im hip checking everything all the time instead

Reception to my drag queen persona Sandy Hook has been resoundingly negative

You'll be on the verge of giving up entirely and then one of your Pokopia pokémon will hand you a single sturdy stick

⚨ got an opp from Connecticut had to hit em with a Sandy Hook

he melted

i think i might be having whatever the zero sugar version of a panic attack is

Im jus some guy n i dont give a fuck today 😈