again i am asking. where is the presidents secret plan to fight inflation

chief of staff: Mr. President, very sad news. Queen Elizabeth has died. joe biden [ munching block of Kerrygold butter ]: hot damn. we do that?

just take the gender markers off passports and ids altogether. don’t snitch on yourself to the government lmfao

hola papi said gayle rubin was right

Happy May Day to all who celebrate

You'd be surprised to know how many things are flammable

mercury poisoning! the new hot wellness fad

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girl not the IRS data retrieval tool 💀 cancel it all you inept fools

the absolutely theatrical soap opera gasp i just let out. donna my beloved

he should be with satan.

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

The answer to fascism is to break laws. Now and always.

personally i think no supreme court justice deserves even a moments peace of privacy in the comfort of their own home or in public for as long as they live

2023's hottest trend will be class c misdemeanors (texas penal code 21.06)

i need this in full imax. cmon man please let us have this

verbatim , yes

sadly, it is common for the queen to die after colony collapse sets in.

serving grover realness (/complimentary)