me when i get flashbacks from corny shit i did

music is too personal for me because almost every song is linked to my life's timeline, it reminds me of either someone, a place or a feeling.

That fake lock-in after buying a new laptop>>>>

“I WILL TAKE SER DUNCANS SIDE”

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

can’t trust niggas who had a they first job before 2012

The dopamine of scrolling through twitter after your rivals lost

ADHDers trying their best to not interrupt and let you finish your sentence, despite grasping your point in the first few seconds:

Chipotle ruined my day

After dunking on Deni Avdija, the NBA has suspended Jaden McDaniels. To return he must: - $500K donation to anti-hate causes - Antisemitic training - Meet with ADL, Jewish leaders - Meet with Adam Silver and Netanyahu to demonstrate understanding

she almost had us off the MRE meals

priorities all fucked up lol

🕊️ Legendary actor Robert Duvall has died at 95. tmz.me/P5vLQ4z

what about my family

U.S. civil rights activist Jesse Jackson has died at the age of 84.

The release schedule for ‘INVINCIBLE’ Season 4 has been revealed.

This his dad talking through him lol

Eric Dane has sadly passed away at the age of 53.

I hate when I’m the only person in the car and the drive thru people hand me loose drinks