There is an ever present void in me and I don't know how to fill it. #ineedhelp

Erbody got a cat named Luna.

The farts i fart after an early morning run temporarily elevate me to demi-god status

Romantic cuddles can only be earned through vigorous sex acts.

Stop assuming everyone watched the same sporting event as you.

Get new dad jokes for xmas

Hol up. Did fartbook buy Twitter ? Sup with these dumbass stories up top?

Remember when we got to be choosy about TP? The good ol days...

Let's talk about shoes and why I need more of them.

COPS is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement.

If I ever cared for you, I'll always care for you.

Vegans, how do you get your cool ranch fix? Asking for a me.

Is there a podcast out there for someone who is sick of podcasts? I need some Eric Andre type audio.

Wait, Brexit is still a thing?

Birds know too much

Cardio is hardio