"Go eat a lollipop. Cats out of the bag." 🤣

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

Ran into that ghetto ass Congress lady in the parking garage

"What is the charge? Eating a mouse? A succulent field mouse?"

I swear this is a real Loomer deposition excerpt

What is the charge? Complimenting a jogger? A succulent female jogger?

If you as a leftist want to understand why people are upset about the Charlie Kirk assassination try to picture it happening to someone you empathize with, like a black rapist or something

They're becoming self aware

Your boos mean nothing to me. I've seen what makes you cheer.

hiding in the bushes at the portland ICE riot yelling the word of power repeatedly in a bullhorn groyper

The sequel to niggas in Paris finally dropped

He went to take care of the dog thinking that he had been hit and the crazy guy was enjoying the best nap of his life.

What did Mr Bean mean by this

Banger