I would rather have @lions head psycho #DanCampbell perform a root canal on me than watch this garbage again. I only wish the NFL had relegation to put us Detroit diehards to rest.

Oh, just the highlights? Were there any???????

NURSE: Have you taken "Zoltar" yet? ME: Taken "Zoltar" where? And we are talking the boardwalk fortune teller game dude, right? NURSE: No, Zol-FRAN. ME: Is that his ugly step-sister? (( i must be a joy to care for ))

The #silence of the farm is deafening to little WudRoh.

Don’t watch Disney Ken. There was way more after this on reasons why, but I deleted them because there were too many to count.

Things you never want to hear during a sponge bath. "Hey, is that a murder hornet?"

#PSA

Today, I was called a “terminal cancer patient.” Yes, I realized that’s what that meant when going into hospice but also it’s different when you hear it as your descriptor for the first time from a rando.

Uh FOXY Pat McAfee, the Michigan Football team is not the BEST they’ve had in years. They are the most overrated 10-1 NCAA Football team of all time. They will lose to AJ Hawk state school from Ohiah by 45! #markitdown #goblue

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!! Have the Detroit Lions loss yet?

Omg I just came across this photo that John Adams took of me taking photos for a story when we were in Belfast. It looks like I am absolutely eating it, but 8 years later I maintain that I was trying to get a cool angle.

Thanks FOX Sports for the despicable vandalizing of Michigan Football banner. But stop. We know that is a Busch league move by that classless THE state school of Ohiah. Let’s just show the positive … like this!

Michigan

I would say Michigan Football act like we’ve been there before but WE HAVEN’T!! 🏈 Tear down the goal posts! 🏈 We going streaking! 🏈 I can die a happy man! #GoBlue #fcxkcancer

Before and After. #GoBlue

Hey Ryan Day — how’s that 💯 win you predicted last year? #nostradamus

#keepitdancing