It was a pleasure watching Lightning McQueen clear the playing surface this weekend at the Milton Sports Centre. Disney

The front door makes a noise like the sound track to a Michael Bay movie. The zamboni looks like bumblebee. coincidence? This electric zamboni is definitely an autobot.

This original zamboni sounds like a Boeing Airplanes 747 getting ready for takeoff. The captain is drawing nice tight lines while laying down a respectable amount of moisture, his tray table is properly stowed while his first officer repositions the nets with the gentlest touch.

The Toronto Marlies Boxing Day Classic is where we find our first choreographed resurfacing. Like a scene out of #dirtydancing these two put on a show for the thousands of onlookers both young and old. Every inch has been thoroughly soaked with a fine mist of warm liquid. #acc

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Todays soak is brought to us by the offical Zamboni of Portugal, Cristiano Ronaldo would be proud of this one. Painfully slow yet methodical, this driver used every second of his allotted 10 minutes. Emasculate coverage, generous flow, a real treat to be honest with you.

Full marks for effort, safety, and style at Central Arena in beautiful Burlington this evening. Helmet strapped tightly, red light turning, and headlights beaming as “The Humpty Dance” bumps on the system. Minimal shoveling needed. Slow. Methodical. Spectacular.

1-Signalling is optional. 2-Do not stop at red lights when turning right. 3-Stop ANYWHERE as long as you put your four-ways on 4-If you miss a turn, no problem. Just make a u-turn whenever and wherever you like.

Intoducing the worlds tiniest zamboni, this electric edger made impressively quick work out of, well, the edges. Pretty sure this is how they make the $3 snow cones at the concessions, if not, they should.

BREAKING: a man named David Ayres is proving that anything is possible Scotiabank Arena this evening during Hockey Night in Canada ! Let’s hope he doesn’t play as well as he floods. Toronto Maple Leafs Carolina Hurricanes

Live look Andy Sumka right now.

As the blizzardly conditions continue, hundreds of zamboni drivers across Southern Ontario prepare themselves. These brave men & women will go through anything to get to their “Frozen Pool of Pride” to ensure that the Kids & Beer Leagues get their hockey. #notallheroeswearcapes

Checking in on the #ebug situation in Niagara this afternoon. Goldberg was locked in, focused and ready to go if given the nod. Immediately after the soak he was spotted lunging, doing high kicks and streching out the hammies. Keep putting the work in, your time will come friend

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Northmen Day - Celebrate our Northmen Family together apart. Be sure to drive through Orangeville DQ this Saturday June 13th and pick up a Northmen Blizzard!! Wear your finest Black & Silver all day long! Show your Northmen Pride 🖤🥍🤘

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How is he on there!?

There is an awkward silence as the electric ice wolf roams the frozen tundra in search of a mate. Exerting its dominance by misting the chilled surface with its colorless and odourless fluid. Sadly its efforts are not rewarded and it heads back into its den to recharge.

Take it all in! Watch in awe as this teeny tiny machine lays down an interestingly scandalous layer of liquid. So juicy and succulent, it’s thirst quenching. Enjoy the show, you deserve this!