"Some potion seller just told me his potions were too strong for me. What a jerk."

"Ugh. The weather here shifts back and forth from pleasant to miserable."

"If you've got a problem with my matron, you've got a problem with me." A Shifter, and an Undead-Pact Warlock. Saved from the brink of death by an immortal creature of the night, she now protects the world from those who would threaten it. [#FantasyRP|#OpenRP|#DnDRP]

"I'm in heat, alright? Now, are you gonna keep staring at me? Or are you gonna start helping me out?" #LewdRP #NSFWRP #NSFW

"Is that what the orc language is called?"

"I'm gonna grill up some Wyvern steaks."

"I uh...Thank you?" Revak wasn't aware that she could talk to plants, and there wasn't anyone else around, so he thought she was talking to him.

"Are you okay? Not sure how I startled you just now. Were you expecting someone else?" He's used to people being startled by his appearance, but not someone who'd just seemingly complimented him.

"Can anyone explain why male and female goblins look so different?"

"Well, you certainly look eager to dig in."

"So you're saying that instead of the sexual ideals of the species conforming to their physical appearances, the physical appearances adapted to conform to their sexual ideals?"

"...That's just too fucking weird."

"I just don't let a good meal go to waste."

"Wyvern steak. I just cut one down this morning."

"Wait...your species can't eat meat?"

"...Meat would still be worth it to me."

"Adventurers always stink. But I guess there's no reason to make it worse."

"Goblin meat just tastes infected. Would not recommend."

"As is apparently custom, I have removed my clothes for #SeductiveSunday."

"This is a friendly reminder. Two. Vertically stacked. Penises." #SeductiveSunday